Saturday, March 11, 2006

I'm like the EPS, baby!

I'm going through that phase again where I'm jealous of happy couples. I'm not sure I know what it's like to belong to a happy couple. It's ok though, because I have spinsterhood to look forward too. Fifty cats and all nine seasons of The X-Files on DVD and I'll be good to go.

In short, I'm like the Edmonton Police Service: recruiting like a banshee without lowering my standards. And I'm one step ahead of you. I do so have standards.

Saturday, March 04, 2006

Easy Answers

Alright, here are your answers. There are a few trends showing up when people find my blog using search engines. So maybe I can help you out.

1. Hal Johnson and Joanne McLeod of Body Break fame are married. I heard it on CBC a while ago.

2. Raine Maida is married. George Stroumboulopoulos, to the best of my knowledge, is not. And you will not find pictures of either right now (although the mere mention of this will probably now cause people to find this blog by searching just that), but maybe one day I'll put up the pictures from the day I met Mr. Stroumboulopoulos. It was an awesome day.

3. From what I know, Shawn Horcoff is married and married to a woman, and therefore not gay.

4. There are probably a couple of people out there who share the same name as I do. I'm probably not the person you're looking for.

5. Ty Conklin actually didn't shit the bed in the game against San Jose tonight. I just thought I'd mention it (so to the middle-aged rowdies in the row in front of us: your heckling might have been slightly over the top by the third period).