Here it goes...

Name three names you go by:
1) Sick (or educated or crazy...) fuck
2) 8Track/H Track (the 'k' is optional)
3) nothing to see here.
Name three screen names you've had
1) Evil Genius
2) various quotes from songs
3) badger badger badger badger (mushroom! mushroom!)
Name three things you like about yourself
1) My wit and charm
2) My awesome taste in music
3) I'm dainty
Name three things you don't like about yourself
1) I am Procrastinate-o-tron (3000...the newest model)
2) I become enraged with people who use double negatives. I don't think that's normal.
3) I don't look my age.
Name three parts of your heritage
1) haggis
2) bagpipes
3) How about them peacekeepers, eh?
Name three things that scare you
1) monsters
2) small children
3) losing my friends to marriage
Name three of your everyday essentials
1) chocolate
2) music
3) Konrad, my guitar
Name three things you are wearing right now
1) socks
2) shoes
3) toque
I expected to get arrested momentarily. I'm in the computer lab in TB if you'd like to witness a scene.
Name three of your favourite bands or artists
1) Our Lady Peace
2) The Distillers
3) Oui oui oui Le Clash
Name three of your favorite songs at this moment:
1) Green Day - Boulevard of Broken Dreams
2) The Clash - Lost in the Supermarket
3) The Distillers - City of Angels
Name three new things you want to do in the next 12 months
1) George Stroumboulopoulos
2) Become a punk rock goddess
3) Go to Cortona
Name three things you want in a relationship
1) another person
2) COMMUNICATION
3) humour
Name two truths and one lie
1) I like pancakes
2) I dance whenever I am given the opportunity (Molly and I = Dance team machine)
3) I am Robert Duvall's biggest fan
Name three things about the opposite sex that attract you
1) tattoos and/or facial piercings
2) openmindedness
3) intelligence and the ability to avoid simple grammatical errors in speech and written work.
Name three things you just can't do:
1) oppose gay marriage
2) like the majority of rap music
3) turn green
Name three of your hobbies:
1) dancing
2) playing my guitar
3) writing stuff
Name three things that you want really badly right now
1) big shiny A's all across the board
2) Arby's
3) summertime
Name three careers you're considering
1) police officer
2) "musician"
3) professional napper
Name three places you want to go on vacation to
1) Fiji
2) Halifax
3) Vegas
Name three potential kids' names
1) no thank you
Name three things you want to do before you die
1) Happiness...but sadly it is not a fish that you can catch.
2) cure cancer
3) be involved in the destruction of R. Klein

Duvall's = devalues

openmindedness = evenhandedness